Charges of corruption in the awarding of Baftas have been met by hot denials from the organisers. However we have seen secretly filmed footage of a Screws of the World reporter, disguised as a conveyor of Bafta Awards, receiving considerable sums of money.
Legal requirements mean names of individuals cannot be provided before tests have been made on the authticity of the tapes. However it can be revealed that a duo known by odd names indicating an insect and part of a ship could be under suspicion. Everone was amazed when they received a Bafta.
But was all this a set up? 'Actors are only human' claimed a well known figure in the entertainment world 'so they may well have dreamt up this ploy of pretending to be corrupted'.
Police have been asked to consider the contents of the award ceremonies to see if anything suspicious can be spotted. Meanwhile Max Clifford is on standby to arrange support for anyone accused of anything.