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Topics: Chavs, Snakes

Monday, 7 June 2010

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"Don't big me up blood"

An experiment in Dewsbury has concluded that drunken chavs are more dangerous than a pit of snakes or hungry tigers.

A Chinese man who agreed to partake in the survey was first dropped into a pit of snakes and then into a large cage containing 3 starved tigers whilst scientists watched for any interesting occurrences.

In the snake pit the man was bitten but avoided being swallowed and made a full recovery with anti-venom being on hand. The tigers meanwhile were not a problem since they have a natural fear of Chinese people.

However, in the 'Chav pit' things went badly wrong. He was immediately told to "Get off my manor or you'll get stabbed in the eye bruv."

Scientists had to take the threat seriously and removed the man before the inevitable happened although they said he would of survived if he'd been carrying cannabis.

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