Written by j.w.
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Topics: Newspaper, Summer

Friday, 4 June 2010

A spirit of optimism is sweeping the country following the establishment of a Coalition Government.

The new mood is everywhere, with the media leading the way. The 'Daily Mail' is joining with their pals at the 'Guardian' to publish the 'Guardian Mail' amalgamating the spirit of the two titles. Following closely will be the 'Independent Sun' where a delightful compromise over page 3 lovelies, described as being 'in the best possible taste, will see them bigger and better'.

Rupert Murdoch declared: 'Having liberated the nipple we shall now independently be liberating the vagina.' 'Sunny News' will see the marriage between Sky and the BBC leaving Cable television with a dismal future.

These examples are to be followed by in the rest of society where volunteering from all sections of the community will emerge. Long term prisoners will volunteer to accept the death penalty in order to save the country money. They will even be able to choose the 'least bad option' of being hung or shot. Euthanasia clinics will spring up where the elderly will volunteer to solve the Pension Problem.

It will be jolly good fun and everyone will be happy. We will all be chums and silly squabbles will be over as the era of give and take blossoms.

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