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Friday, 4 June 2010

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Manchster - (Bloody Cheek Mess): "Eat yer heart out, Manchester!" was last night's gory theme at Lady GaGa's MENtal Arena cannibal tribute gig.

A vampiristic rendition of Janis Joplin's classic Piece of My Heart stunned concertgoers who watched in disbelief as the entertainer hit a succession of raw bloody nerves.

Still shellshocked from last week's Bradford Ripper Revelations (Chapter 666, The Beast) the gobsmacked audience was mermerised as GaGa belted out the 'You're out on the streets looking good, and baby, deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain't right' lyrics.

And in a chilling reminder of the fate of Crossbow Cannibal Stephen Griffiths' prey the singer's grande finale peaked with a pool of blood death scene on the stage floor.

"Can't say she isn't topical!" front row ticket holders Doris and Sidney Offal commented after the show.

GaGa's Lake District concert tomorrow night is under review.

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