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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Shocking: the website where the evil deed was dung

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Debriefing sources said today the self-confessed Crossbow Cannibal 'had invited an ex-girlfriend for dinner' before dumping her on the iconic social networking site.

Stephen Griffiths, a postgraduate doctoral faeces (sick) student at the local university's Criminology Department, was being grilled by cops today amid reports of a possible accomplice.

Police fear there may be also be a 'Prime Suspect' type of lock-up somewhere after finding a toolbag implicated in the killing of three local working women.

The 1990s UK TV crime drama regularly featured gruesome abattoirs in sinister industrial workshops located under railway bridges, in disused farmyard buildings and condemned derelict municipal public lavatories.

Griffiths is on remand at HMP Wakefield's medical wing detoxing from a reported tummy bug.

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