London - (Tossers): "Can't decide if they're Noddy and Big Ears or Tich and Quackers," My Noble Lord chuckled today at TV footage of George Osborne lip-synching his way through David Cameron's Queen's Speech rant.
The Chancellor of the Exchequer, seated at Cameron's right on the government front bench, was looking flushed - as if he'd put a few away since breakfast time.
Bang on cue the new Prime Monster launched into a well-rehearsed bravura excoriating Labour's legacy of debt and damnation.
Osborne's tremulous lips then camne alive as the former Eton Fag began to mouth the very words that were seen tumbling - one nanosecond later - from the PM's very own!
But like Cheryl Cole's 'Fight, Fight, Fight For This Love' rendition at an awards show earlier this year the miming merely made it look all the more ridiculous.
Gorgon Brown is still in hiding in Scotland.