London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sarah Ferguson's ex-husband has been identified as the fixer behind the Vatican's notorious filth-peddling Opus Dei phalange.
The son of Max 'S&M Dungeon' Mosley glories in being the UK's top rough trade ambassador.
Last year the Sunday Smearer newspaper sourced Andrew's business finances to a string of Ecuadorean money laundering scams.
These have fed fake witnesses, bent prosecutors and dodgy judges charged with screwing $27 billion from US supermajor Chevron in Ecuador's courts.
All that could now unravel amid reports the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency is to probe Andrew's whore-from-hell ex-wife Sarah, Duchess of York.
Caught in yet another successful undercover red-top sting this week Sara Ferguson has been unable to blag her way out of videotaped evidence.
Meanwhile daughters Princess Beatrice and Eugenie have been placed on half-rations and had their pocket money severely curtailed.
Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davey are next.