LONDON (ABSNN) -- The Man With the World's Smallest Penis has a large following. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, has called the World's First Congress of Men With Itty-bitty Penises to take place in London beginning June 14th.
HRH Prince Charles will chair the Congress which will be open to men from all countries (except France, because those fuckers stink).
US President Barack Obama plans to attend this "important gathering." The President plans to apologize to the women of the world for American shortcomings and men who fail to measure up to women's standards.
"Although I do not have a tiny penis, I'll apologize for anything American," said the President.
Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ will lead the Vatican Delegation to the Congress. He was appointed to this duty by Pope Bentdick 16th.
"He has an average penis, for a priest that is," said the Pontiff.
"I'm looking forward to presenting the Papal Bull on tiny peni," said Dubois.
Skoob was asked by members of the press what need there was for such a Congress.
"Well, it's evident that those of us who are peckerly-challenged have little good saidabout us. We are laughed at constantly; our feelings are not considered when women, especially our wives and sweethearts, talk amongst themselves, and therefore have no chance to spread our seed. And, by the way, there are more of us with tiny penises, than there are of you with large wangers! We shall be heard; we are a force to be reckoned with."
The Women Who Love the Men With Tiny Penises, or The Tiny Pecker Auxillary, also will meet during the Congress. Mrs. Skoob has been elected to the Presidency of that group.
Hotel space is already being booked for the gathering.