Frequent travellers, and part time travel correspondents for Skoob News, the MacFucsakes family today gave a massive thumbs up to the UK tourism industry after spending a short break at booming resort town, Frigghall On Sea, bucking the trend for short breaks to crap continental destinations such as Paris, Madrid, Prague, Amsterdam, Rome and Barcelona.
Jimmy and Jemima MacFucsakes took their three kids, twins John and Edward, daughter Blobstrop, and the family's pet labrador Sityabastard for a four night stay at Grumpy Edna's B&B on Gasworks Lane in Frigghall On Sea.
On arrival, and probably because of their Skoob News connections, the MacFucsakes were personally welcomed by Mayor Sully Birdkrapp, and Northern comedy duo Cannon And Ball, before being escorted to the Gasworks Lane B&B.
On arrival, they were offered a glass of water by B&B proprietess Grumpy Edna, and made to carry their own bags up six flights of stairs to their prefabricated rooftop extension accommodation.
"It was like staying in a Manhattan penthouse suite," Jimmy MacFucsakes told us. "Only without all the skyscrapers and the blaring sirens. And the bright lights."
"Quite big cockroaches though," Jemima added. "As big as any you'd get in New York. And the bedbugs were really aggressive."
All in all, the MacFucsakes family had a lovely short break, emphasising that Brits don't have to brave air strikes, volcanic ash clouds, airport security checks, and foreign languages in order to enjoy a cultured weekend away.
"We saw Otto's Erection," John and Edward told us in perfect harmony, like in that old Ebony and Ivory song. "You know Otto's Erection - the weird thing sculpted by German immigrant welder Otto Van Klemp in 1876. They've polished it up now and instead of looking really crap, it just looks a bit crap."
Blobstrop MacFucsakes was the only dissenting voice in the family, saying that she found Frigghall On Sea "really boring."
Apparently she went out on the town 'gagging for a fuck' but the local Frigghall On Sea lads were 'a bit backwards in coming forward.'
But the tourist hotspot was a big hit with Sityabastard the dog, as Jemima told us:
"Sityabastard had a really good time. Apart from shitting in the foyer of the Playhouse when we had VIP tickets to see Cannon And Ball. Didn't half stink the place out. But it all worked out fine because Jim Bowen out of Bullseye cleaned it up."
It appears that stay at home holidays are the next big thing.
More from the MacFucsakes as we get it.