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Sunday, 16 May 2010

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damn them Tories, they would have been blackballed in my day

For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons.

The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The current Speaker is Mr John Bercow, a Conservative MP, but it appears the gentleman may be in trouble.

Conservative MP's do not like him, in fact he was elected, not by his own party but, by Labour MP's to be the Speaker. Next week he should be reelected Speaker without opposition. But if one MP calls out "No" or "Object" he will have to face others in an election for the post. The electors will be the 650 Members of Parliament. If he loses, it will be a constitutional outrage and a crisis could occur. If he does lose he may join the Labour ranks in the House of Commons.

It is expected that a female Conservative MP will object and other Conservative MP's may join her in objecting.

Ironic, isn't it, that Mr Cameron is telling us that we are all in this together, times will be hard and we must all tighten our belts.

Yet a true blue, dyed in the wool Tory has such a stick up her arse that she cannot see past her own self interest. Mr Bercow has crossed the Conservative Party and, as usual, they will take their revenge.

Ironic, also, that Mr Bercow was told some years back, that he was not suited to be a member of the Conservative Party.

Never mind that the country is in a mess, that we need all the great, highly paid minds, thinking and working together and that the House of Commons has so many decisions to take.

Strange also that the female MP is alleged to have claimed £10,000 for printing and publishing her yearly achievements. Says it all, doesn't it.

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