Written by Lightning Conductor

Print this
Topics: Nick Griffin

Saturday, 15 May 2010

image for Griffin Quits BNP!
"Who do You think you are kidding Mr.Griffin" ?

BNP Supremo Nick Griffin is currently sitting atop the DVD sales charts after a recording of his new one man show shot up the charts to huge critical acclaim.

Griffin 48, embarked on a national stand up tour after sensationally quitting his position as the UK's favourite racist & may finally have found something that he's good at?

Apparently, his finale, a hysterically funny audience participation adaptation of the
"Wonderful Thing about Tiggers" has been bringing the house down nationwide!

Griffin decided to part company with the BNP after disappointing election results in the recent elections.

David Milliband has launched a rival tour but so far his Marxist Poetry workshops and reminiscences about life in Soviet Russia haven't had the impact of "Griffin's Naked Balloon Dance" which reunites him with his old pals "Big Ron & Little Ron Nasty".

Tickets are available from all "Ticket Shafter" outlets, get yours now!

Make Lightning Conductor's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 5?

8 3 10 11
98 readers are online right now!

Go to top