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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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LONDON -- A British woman is now suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome after accidentally falling from her Nintendo Wii Fit board. The condition sexually arouses her whenever she feels slight vibrations from a cell phone or other mechanical devices.

Says Mrs. Eva Whippen, "Whenever I bring out the mixer to make my husband's favorite chocolate cake, I'm unable to finish combining all the ingredients before I loose complete control. My husband is terribly upset with it all as he certainly misses his chocolate cake.

"When my mother calls, unless I can get to the phone quick enough, well it is extremely embarrassing speaking to her out of breath."

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