Befuddled by real problems requiring leadership and real answers, the US Congress put off facing tough choices once again, and has devoted it's time to working on a "Potty Parity" bill to bring Women's Rest Rooms up to Men's Standards!
The pressing problem has been advanced to the legislature forefront by the impending appointment of Elana Kagan, the triple chinned 'butch' buddy of Obama from the University of Chicago, yet another Pant Suited intellectual with no experience on any judicial bench.
Kagan will be joining Sonia Sotomayor in pant suited splendor on the Supreme Court, and together with Hillary Clinton, and Home Land Security blivet Janet Napolatano, expands Obama's Pant Suited Posse.
With the gals now all using the same tailor for custom pants suits with a front fly zipper, the pressing problem of 'no urinals in the ladies' rooms in Federal Buildings," has become a real earth shattering problem for the government with the 'Posse' threatening a class action lawsuit against the Government Accounting Office, who up to now has refused to authorize expenditures for urinals in the girls' room.
The Government has turned over the problem to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to hammer out a resolution and appropriate the necessary funds for the rest room conversions before the issue turns into a 'national pissing contest.'
Barney Frank, the openly gay Congressman from Massachusetts, said he will boycott any funding until the bathroom in his office and DC apartment where he used to house a male prostitute who was running an outcall service, is retrofitted with bidets, 'just so there's equality amongst us girls."
According to "Joe the Plumber', now a Tea Party Consultant, the woman's urinals will have to be spaced a little further apart then men's, and there will have to be a bigger sanitary shield between them.
"I've taken a long hard look at the Pants Suit Posse, "he said," and with their asses, when they go to shake off a few drops when they're done, it could turn into a real golden shower....these urinals are going to have to be redesigned to protect the gal pissing next to ya!"
As far as a bidet for Frank, Joe was Philosophical, "If you think he never got off the pot before, what do you think's going to happen when he gets that warm water stimulus....what an arse mess that should be!"