How many of us were observant enough to C Nick Legg's star rising?
Keen observers would C that Nick Legg joined the Tories at uni even though he can't remember doing that.
Moving forward a few years did Charles Kennedy MP and former Leader of the Liberal Democrats, C Nick Legg assist in his removal as leader?
Sir Menzies Campbell MP, his long time benefactor, did not C Nick Legg, overthrow him as Leader of the Liberal Democrats either.
It is beyond any doubt that Speaker Martin did not C that Nick Clegg would be the first political leader in living history to call for a Speaker to resign.
Even the Tories did not see that coming. Perhaps our new Deputy Prime Minister did not C why Nick Legg should not charge £80 of International Phone Calls to the UK public's bill. Our Nick Legg could C that he had to repay the money.
9 million of us in the UK did C Nick Legg in the TV leaders debate that brought him fame he could not have imagined.
Then, did we all C Nick Legg's star waning and the Lib Dem's drop in the opinion polls? But our Nick was not quite finished.
Our Glorious Leader, former PM and Chancellor and ridiculed as "unelected", Gordon Brown, soon to be Lord Broon of Auchenshoogle Tattiebogle, certainly did not C Nick Legg bluff him and force him to resign.
Perhaps our Glorious Leader should have made it his business to C Nick Legg received hospitality at Cheqeurs in the year 2008 to 2009? An oversight (maybe one eyed)?
The Cameron of Cameroons will surely C Nick Legg's game. Theresa, May, he will not Fox Liam, but Will I Am Hague is already on his world travel schedule and probably is happy to leave this ConDemned nation.
Do we also C Nick Legg in an "ethnic free zone" almost female free cabinet? Is this inclusion and fair play for all!
Now, students and their parents all over the UK can C that Nick Legg did not mean to oppose any rise in tuition fees. No matter how he twists it, his song remains the same.
If you C Nick Legg, pay attention. And he didn't bloody well get rid of Trident!