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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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You plonkers!

Its official 'Del Boy' also known as David Cameron and his side kick Rodney Nick Clegg are set to run the UK, with Del Boy declaring himself as prime minister.

Del Boy was heard screaming down the corridors of the House of commons 'Rodney you plonker if you think we're doing Proportional Representation you've got another thing comin.'

Rodney was optimistic 'What he don't know is the amount of money you'll save if we get rid of the Trident missile program, if it don't work out I'm going to my room to sulk.'

Del Boy said a big thank you to his financial backers and promised them they would not have to pay any tax as they only earned a mere £5 million a year and due to their financial hardship they would now qualify for tax credits.

When asked whether he had any message for the British public -'You plonkers!' shouted David Del Boy Cameron.

Uncle Gordon brown Albert who earlier announced his retirement also had a message for Rodney and Del Boy - 'you plonkers - I'll see you at the election in 6 months time!'

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