Written by Nae mair crap

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Topics: Gordon Brown

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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we love you Gordon, it's Cameroon who is the unelected PM now

It is reported that Gordon Brown, our brilliant Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer is to leave politics and concentrate his undoubted talents in voluntary work.

A spokesman for our Glorious Leader has announced that Mr Brown, soon to be Lord Broon of Auchenshoogle Tattiebogle, will take a few weeks to consider his options but is interested in helping out, in a voluntary capacity, organisations that would benefit from his experience.

Mr Brown is keen to bring his many anecdotes to TheSpoof.com and to get that coveted no 1 spoofer spot for himself for many years.

He is reported to be ever so happy to get out of that Westminster jungle and to bring fun, frolics and laughs to TheSpoof.com and it's many readers and writers.

He will, of course, be acting in an advisory capacity for the editorial team but knows he can bring a wealth of experience to TheSpoof.com. In any case, he is alleged to have commented, it will be a lifestyle change and my Susan Boyle, spoof stories will be like no others ever written or read.

I like it already, Gordon, and I'll give it five.

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