Written by Earl Grey
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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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Panzers down in the great election gang bang!

The National Socialists are expected to form a Government in the Reichstag over the next few days. Adolf Cameron has succeeded in his negotiations with the more moderate Nick Von Luddendorf, who has been offered an honorary position in the Government.

The National Socialists will now be able to begin their plans for restructuring Britain. Their plans include invading France, union with Austria, the annexation of Milan and the compulsory execution of sick and old people.

Conor Himmler, National Socialist MP for Bournemouth said "We will assasinate the weak Liberals on a night of the long knives. Then we'll burn down Parliament. I fancy a war."

Gordon Brown said "First they came for the Socialists, and I said I was not a Socialist. Then they came for conviction politicians and I said, nope, not me. Next they came for courageous men and I said try next door. Then they came for a sniveling little sod in Downing Street, and I said oh shit!"

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