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Monday, 10 May 2010

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send a kiss and a hug to Mr Boulton c/o Sky News

Alistair Campbell has wiped the floor with the unelected Sky News expert on bullying and badgering. Coming so soon after his partner in slime, Kay Burley was heckled live on air, it's been a bad few days for Sky News presenters.

The campbell v boulton, heavyweight championship of the airwaves had been brewing. Campbell is the master of spin and he certainly had Boulton spinning in anger and aggressive, finger pointing.

The unelected Scotsman Boulton loves to hate, had just trumped the Tories, who Boulton reveres, live to the world. Boulton lost it in short. That bloody squatter at no 10 won't go!!

If Campbell had not allegedly called Boulton a fat, ignorant bastard off air perhaps the disagreement, live on air via Sky News would not have taken place.

Boulton, as with his other chums, Fraser Nelson and Nick Robinson has developed a nasty stutter. They cannot pronounce the word "unelected" without a case of repetitive, apoplectic bias based tirade aimed at Gordon Brown. Alas, this did not help Boulton when he began to call Campbell unelected.

Campbell, rose above it and Boulton can be seen on youtube, pointing, gesticulating and becoming incoherent with rage. Perhaps he should not have bet so much of his salary on a Conservative majority.

see for yourself right here

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