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Monday, 10 May 2010

image for Gordon Brown to quit before he is "Hung"
Bigger than Napolean in stature, but brains, well?!

The UK will breathe a massive sigh of relief at the news that the Rt. Hon. G.Brown is about to quit as Prime Minister and leader of the Labour Party.

Street parties are being set up and thousands of loyal Labour supporters are requesting that the Queen should make this great day an official Bank Holiday.

Labour strongholds were last seen hanging the flags out and dancing merrily to that old Labour favourite; "KNEES UP MUVVA BROWN" showing no signs of sorrow or sadness at being "blown away" in the election by Cameron, his cronies and his major cronie, Nick Clegg.

Now the question is, where do Labour go from here after being fooled into believing Blair's "Cool Brittania" and Gordon's "Stuck in Stodgy Porridge Brittania"?

Well, the only way is up, up the backsides of Alistair Darling and fellow Dandy of the Labour Party, Peter Mandelson (God shave the Queen!).

In fact flocks of Labour supporters hearing the "Historical News" were last seen marching towards Conservative HQ hoping that the latest Brit Messiah to appear would redeem them from their sins and adopt them.

Gordon, you are, were and will always be a loser now you've gone the UK can welcome the latest loser to "spin" his way up Obama's bum, after all, the UK is just one of the less important satellite States of America!

Gordon, Happy retirement!

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