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Sunday, 9 May 2010

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President Barack Obama stated yesterday that he had never used the term, "White trash" and that all 35 of those recordings at 35 different locations were made by someone who was impersonating him.

"Rush Limbaugh uses them all the time to make up song spoofs with me singing. I did not call whitey out there, 'white trash'."

When it was immediately pointed out that he had just used it twice, Obama asked for the "Gentleman from The 'Trailer Park Picayune' be removed.

"Although I have nothing against 'White trash' -in fact my close friend former president Bill Clinton loves them all or is proceeding through them one by one -I would never call 'White trash' what they is."

One reporter, who was being shown his way out, yelled "What about the Reverend Jeremiah Wright using it most weeks in his sermons that the Obamas were attending?"

"We weren't there those weekends", replied the President. Oh, Mr. Wright may have mentioned it a half dozen times when we WERE there, I had most likely fallen asleep as he is a very quiet speaker. I do remember the 'chickens coming home to roost' and that's about all."

Vice President Joe Biden then immediately rushed to the stand & 'falling on his sword', yelled the "N" word several times to make himself the center of attention.

Next Rahm Emanuel absolutely refused to comment on Jesse Jackson's own comments about the Jews as "Hymietown".

"Will you quit using that word? It is offensive to me."

"But Jackson is the one who said.."

"Kindly remove that man."

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