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Saturday, 8 May 2010

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give us the money, Dave and Gideon

UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown is not so silly as might be thought by many. In a cunning and decisive departure from London, Mr Brown knows all about the stitch up in the EU.

Under the Lisbon Treaty, France and Germany have cobbled together a deal, that ALL EU members MUST accept, to save the Euro. The UK has retained it's own currency, but all 27 EU members MUST contribute to save the Euro.

Mr Brown will now take his revenge on Cameron and Clegg. On Monday, he will see Her Majesty , Queen Elizabeth II and tender his resignation. Then he will hand over to Cameron and Cameron will be smacked full in the face by a multibillion bill to save the Euro. Crisis, Dave, what crisis? His worst nightmare is to save the EU.

Eurosceptic Tories are enraged and will instruct Dave to refuse to contribute. He should save the Pound instead. Let the French and Germans save their own precious currency.

The mood of the Tory faithful cannot be accurately described. All over the South of England they are crying in their Pimms.

Gordon is laughing all the way to a party in Auchenshoogle Tattiebogle, his country home in the Highlands. Meanwhile, Clegg has moved to his huge Spanish villa permanently.

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