The constituency of Salford and Eccles have re-elected Hazel Blears as their Member of Parliament. Miss Blears rose to fame during 2009 MPs' expenses scandal and has now been duly re-elected by local voters.
Miss Blears, is an ex Communities Secretary who was responsible for housing. During her term in office she developed a keen interest in property with expenses claims for three houses in a year.
"There is just no truth in the fact that she was elected just because she's good at limbo dancing" stated one local voter, "We just love our local fruit cakes. If they're flaky, small and full of fat its even better!"