Danny Dyer has joined the Spoof as guest columnist, following the success of his advice column in Zoo magazine. Dyer, a film actor and talented writer, is said to be delighted with the offer made by editor Mark Lowton.
The actor's advice to one reader was to slash their ex-girlfriends face. Such views are sure to prove popular in the pages of the Spoof, where drunken ramblings of insane men are the staple diet.
Lowton, a pickled egg farmer from Lancaster, said "This is going to be big. well, maybe average. It's small really, but in a big way."
The readership of the Spoof-a guy called Dominic and his pet alsation Nigel-are both very excited by the news and are looking forward to reading Dyer's tales of drunken tomfoolery every week.