The British public have voted and the results are quite amazing:
Nick Clegg has had his balls "HUNG drawn and quartered".
David Cameron has had his balls "HUNG higher than Gordon's and stretched to the limit"
Gordon Brown has had his "HUNG" balls removed and is now begging for Nick's to replace them.
In fact the British public have got what they deserve, a bunch of "HUNG BALLS" without any spunk and shooting blanks.
Albeit, there is hope amongst all of the confusion, those whose balls are "HANGING" slightly higher can join hands with others whose balls are "HANGING" slightly deeper, indulge in some mighty "Spinning" and cut the other "HUNG" bastards balls off, OUCH!
The British will then be left with a coalition of 2 Spinners, hand in hand, playing with their "HUNG" balls taking double doses of viagra whilst attempting to ejaculate Britain out of it's economic infertility.
As Winston Churchill once said "politics is just a load of old bollocks especially when Hitler's not around!"