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Thursday, 6 May 2010

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That'll teach her for hiding my electric razor

A man emerged from a polling station this morning and announced to waiting press that he had voted for the Liberal Democrats "just to spite his wife."

The man, whose day had reportedly got off to a bad start when he couldn't find his electric razor, admitted he was already in a bad mood when he entered the polling station.

"I'm sure she hid it," the man grumbled. "She's always hiding my things: socks, remote controls, my insulin, it's just not on. The razor thing was just the final straw.

"She's been banging on at me to vote Conservative 'coz David Cameron's got the best arse of the lot.' I personally thought they had the best manifesto, but I'm not voting her way, even if he does have a nice bum."

Politics professor and sociologist, Dr Juan Kerr, commented on the reports saying this sort of vindictive voting accounts for over 90% of the Liberal Democrat vote. The remaining 10% taken up by people with a pathological obsession with the colour yellow.

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