While standing guard at Buckingham Palace, a young man of undistinguished birth, had the audacity to hang his scrotal sack outside his pants while guarding the Palace from intruders. Unnoticed for sometime, a middle-age cougar tourist from the American colonies asked the pink cheeked infantryman if he had anything in mind for her.
Nonplussed, he replied that, "it is quite customary for the first person who notices to give me an airstart, so to keep me from falling asleep while on guard."
"You dare say," replied the embarrassed cougar. "Is there a chance you could meet me at my hotel for a spot of tea, instead? I certainly would not want to wake up the Queen with untoward behaviour in her own backyard. I am not a total barbarian, young man."