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Sunday, 2 May 2010

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Beelzebub has made a strong surge in the polls following the live debates by the main parties.

Beelzebub promises war, famine and poverty but Labour have accused him of hijacking their policies.

Gordon Brown said: "It's typical of Beelzebub to leech onto our ideals and claim them as his ideas. We are doing a perfectly good job of waging war, creating poverty and misery without the help of Beelzebub thank you very much."

Beelzebub replied: "Only I can drive this country forward. Without me their is a chance that the economy will suffer. I intend to increase arms and munitions factory production which will increase jobs in manufacturing. I also intend to invade Iran which will totally blitz unemployment as we are gonna need a much bigger strikeforce...Jobs for everybody! Mass immigration is to be encouraged as our natural population will decrease due to warfare and disease."

Public opinion has soared in Beelzebubs favour but it is too early to say if he has left the release of his manifesto too late.

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