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Saturday, 1 May 2010

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Charles: a degree of digital medicine

London - (Quackery): "It's what your right hand's for," the Royal Freak Hospital's Dean of Complimentary (sic) Therapies said today as Charles collected his PhD in digital medicine.

The sixty nine-year old pretender to the throne is now officially qualified to probe prostate problems without someone from the royal household immediately ringing the vice squad to complain.

Many years of study and personal research eventually came into fruition in 2000 when Charles enrolled for a RFH diploma.

The prince had previously been accused by the medical establishment of 'having too many fingers in too many pies'.

The doctorate now restricts him to the use of index finger of his right hand.

Camilla, widely rumored to have been his muse and sometime guinea pig, is not amused.

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