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Saturday, 1 May 2010

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Charles' index finger has a doctorate in proctology

London - (Nux Vomica): The Prince's Foundation for Health Quackery has folded following the arrest this week of two ex-employees accused of running a £300,000 fraud.

The arrest has prompted fears the charity is bankrupt amid reports no accounts have been filed since 2007.

The UK National Poisons Unit's Emeritius Professor of Complementary Medicine Dr V Smartt said today: "Charles is nuts.

"Who will now interfere and meddle in mainstream, evidence-based medical science now that Charles' organ is kaput?"

The prince's charity had taken superstition and quackery to new levels after a Department for Health grant encouraged him to open his fetid gob on a wide range of medical topics.

Camilla's plaster cast is made from dessicated dandellion petals.

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