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Saturday, 1 May 2010

On the first of May 2010, Labor Day, a mix up occurred at the Wellington Hospital in London's West End, as a certain patient, a Jusmeet Singh had scheduled for a Vasectomy, however, the doctor's received the wrong charts and instead gave the poor man a Lobotomy.

Unfortunately, being the 1st of May, the nurses were off duty and their absenteeism was blamed for the error.

When this reporter arrived at the scene and asked for the patient's comments, the patient was not able to give an intelligible response.

However, in light of the mix up and to apologize for their mistake the hospital administration has agreed to give a full refund for the operation and a free vasectomy.

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