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Saturday, 1 May 2010

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I did kill millions but they had weapons of mass destruction did they not

A Mass Murderer, & also holder of the title Worlds Biggest Liar, has been brought in to help an ugly guy who bullies his staff, makes old age pensioners cry, and always finishes last in debates.

Tony B Liar notorious War Criminal for those who know International War Law, is responsible for the deaths of millions of people, innocent men, women, children & tiny babies blown to hell in Iraq, and Afghanistan in an illegal War. It seems though that the Labour Party think that by bringing him in at this late stage they can get unelected Prime Minister Gordon Brown elected.

Although there are still people who would vote Labour, no matter what the hell they did the tide does appear to be turning Brown was booed by Binmen, in Birmingham, and even in Glasgow people booed him when he appeared recently in the city centre.

Although it looks like we are getting some horrible Tories, elected at least we are getting rid of Labour Rubbish who care as much about the working classes as Rockefeller.

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