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Friday, 30 April 2010

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It used to be three strikes and you were out but that does not seem to apply for Gordon Brown. He has appeared in three of these leaders debate programmes on television and three times out of three he has finished third. Actually its the same as being last three times in a row.

While this debate was going on in Birmingham,way up in Aberdeen, the Premier League of Darts was taking place and with three darts and three visits to the oche Dutch player Raymond Van Barneveld, scored an amazing nine dart finish 180, 180, and then took out 141 with his final three darts for an amazing nine dart finish. You will never see a crowd going crazy like that watching three boring politicians.

Brown is now on the way out as even some Labour voters are beginning to turn against him. One good thing we wont have to see his face every time you turn on the news after May the 6th.

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