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Thursday, 29 April 2010

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Mrs.Duffy in Happier times!

Gillian Duffy last night confided her version of events to her "Old friend Max Clifford" who just happened to be hurtling towards Rochdale in his Jaguar after taking a wrong turning on the M25!

This came as quite a surprise to Mrs.Clifford who said he was heading for Carshalton golf Club in Surrey when he left the house that morning.

Mrs.Duffy's "Amazing story" will explain how Mr.Brown had entered her pebble dashed luxury villa in Rochdale & run around closing all the curtains muttering something about Infamy?

We have a small segment of this exclusive story which will be published on Sunday in Rochdale's local paper "The News of The World"!

"It was as he fell to his knees crying & drooling that I made my demands to him" giggled the sprightly widow nibbling on a hob knob & sipping Earl Grey tea.

"I made him do the hoovering, clean the budgie, do the washing up, descale the kettle and my iron before getting him to shake all of the crumbs out of my toaster, added the aging sex kitten.

"I then made him dress up in nothing but a pinney and watched him dusting all the rooms before finally forcing him to perform oral sex on me", panted the Northern hottie.

Mr.Brown had emerged from the house looking breathless and smiling oddly before being led away by his security team.

A beautiful bouquet of flowers were this morning delivered to Mrs.Duffy which were placed on top of her coffin as she left the house just after lunch in a black van with tinted windows.

Mrs.Duffy hasn't been available for comment since leaving the house but the press remained camped outside awaiting further developments.

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