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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

In a scoop for Sky News, they have caught the prime minister saying what he really believes!

Speaking privately, but being caught by a microphone, he is heard calling Gilian Duffy a 'bigoted woman' after talking to a life-long Labour supporter in Rochdale.

"I don't want to speak to real people! Get me some Labour party cronies to tell me how wonderful I am, not some real woman who has genuine concerns about the future direction of Labour under my leadership."

"Anyone who disagrees with me MUST be bigoted. I cannot possibly be wrong because I know everything! Don't confuse me with reality!"

"I live in a bubble surrounded by yes men and women who tell me I am doing a wonderful job"

"Find out what went wrong and how a non-clone got to speak to me on live television! Heads will roll. This is terrible."

This reporter looks forward to the next delicious gaffe being caught on live TV!

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