Overwhelmed by the fallout from his gaffe in Rochdale today, Gordon Brown has refused to leave his hotel room and says, "I'm not playing anymore"
Forced to listen to his own stupidity on a radio show shortly after he called someone "a bigoted woman" on an open mic, gormless put his head in his hands and declared, enough is enough.
He rushed off, surrounded by aides, to hide in his darkened hotel room. Screams and wails could be heard as he smashed furniture around and smacked his aides in anger.
Meanwhile, a smiling, smug David Cameron would only comment that his actions speak for themselves. It's my Bigoted Society not his!
Nick Clegg is in the pub, pissing himself laughing.