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Topics: David Cameron, Tree

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

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Feed my David, feed me!

David Cameron is now trying the green policy in an attempt to gain votes. Yesterday he outlined the Tory Tree Policy which included a tree to be planted for every child in England, which was immediately attacked by people in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland who as usual are taken for granted.

Scottish Nationalist Robert MacGregor, spoke out when hearing of the tree policy saying "What we should do is give every Tory, Labour and Liberal in Scotland an Audrey II plant, the man eating plant as featured in the Musical 'Little shop of horrors.'

As for Cameron the guy sure looks like plant food to me.

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