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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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After last week's revelation that Chaka Khan has bought budget Supermarket ASDA, the supermarket world hit back today lowering their petrol prices 5p below ASDA's cheap price of just 97.9p per litre.

But Convenience giants Spar have gone one step further by putting themselves on Ebay, the whole company for statrtoing price of just one million. As of 11.30 tonight the chain has reached 134 million and is rising fast, bids placed include disgraced Tory, Geoffrey Archer.

All of the Loose Women have clubbed together and put an earlier bid for 65 Mill, other people who are said to be interested include the supermarket chain Tesco and Sainsburys as well as The Co-Operative and former Basketball star Michael Jordan.

Chairdiva Chaka Khan released this statement earlier "Ain't Nobody gonna beat my prices coz I'm Every Woman, as for the other chains I Feel For You."

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