A pre-election report released today highly criticises the Governments poor record on education, in particular, the apparent dire intellect of many University students.
The findings highlight student's general lack of global-non-awareness and weak general knowledge as "serious and worrying." The heart of the report divulges how so called "senior students", failed abysmally when presented with a simple verbal questionnaire.
One student, who was quizzed about Al-Quade, acknowledged a Middle-Eastern theme but concluded that geographically, he didn't exactly know where it was. He added how, "being more of an Ibiza man, he also couldn't foresee himself really ever wanting to visit the region."
Another student was quizzed if he was aware who Gordon Brown was. Ever confident, the student rolled his eyes upward and rhythmically blurted out, "Livin' in America - Eye to eye, station to station. Livin' in America - Hand to hand, across the nation. Livin' in America - Got to have a celebration. Rock my soul...!"