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Sunday, 25 April 2010

Following disappointing ratings for the first 2 debates, BBC have pulled out all the stops to make the third debate the most watched televised news event in history.

Famous celeb critic Simon Cowell has agreed to chair and judge the final debate. Commenting ahead of the programme, Mr Cowell said,

"I believe I have been chosen for my straight-talking comments. I am also an expert at spotting fakes and incompetent actors."

"Having watched the first 2 debates, I think I can do better than the previous 2 hosts as I am far better at interrupting and abusing performers than they were."

"I wouldn't allow them to get away with singing from the same song sheet or otherwise impersonating honest politicians."

When asked who he would vote for, Mr Cowell's response was filled with expletives. Watch his live performance on Thursday evening on the BBC.

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