Harriet Harman announced today that if Labour lose the election on 6th May, it will be because "we are not extreme enough".
"We need to distinguish ourselves more successfully from the other pro-female parties like Lib-Dems, Greens and Socialists", she said.
"Since all the other parties are copying us by talking about transferring the last remaining money and power from men to women, we needed to take some steps to stay as the main pro-female party and we thought that rebranding would be the best way."
When asked why she had chosen to use the phrase 'Feminazi', HH continued,"this encompasses all the things that the Labour Party stands for."
"Feminism - the campaign for female domination and the Nazi approach of creating the perfect race and persecuting anyone from inferior races. In our case that means a perfect race of women only and persecuting men."
When our reporter pointed out that feminists were campaigning for equal rights between women and men, HH continued:
"That's what you were meant to think. 50-50 is just an arbitrary point on the way to 100% control. What is bizarre is that none of the male MP's are trying to stop us when you would have thought it was obvious from our policies!"
"They think they are merely patronising us, and can stop us at any time. But if they do, it will be KrystallenNacht all over again!
This reporter will be joining the queue of intelligent men heading for the airport if Labour win the election. Heil Harriet!