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Friday, 23 April 2010

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After careful Scrutiny Mr.Brown has been Disqualified!

Prime Minister Gordon was this morning sensationally stripped of his 3rd place Bronze medal for his performance in last nights leaders debate after Scrutineers found that Lord Mandelson had written Love & You on Mr.Brown's eyelids!

The Media are already referring to the scandal as "Makeupgate" & Peter Mandelson has been drawn into the debacle after CCTV footage clearly shows Lord Mandelson (Pictured Left) applying the offending words on Mr.Brown's eyelids!

This had the effect of trying to convince viewers that he cared about them via the medium of subliminal messaging said Chief Scrutineer Cuthbert Alsace from the Anomalies Dept in Thames House on the Embankment!

Mr. Mandelson's mascara pencil has been confiscated & he has been banned from the dressing room for the third and final debate!

Mr. Brown is said to be appealing but this spoof writer would beg to differ!

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