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Friday, 23 April 2010

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Mayor of London, Boris Johnson wants the sad and oppressed immigrants to come to London.

Looking for cheap labour anywhere he can find it, he has earmarked 50,000 manual jobs at the Olympic site for his immigrants. He has secured living accommodation, 20 to a flat, on shifts, in old broken down tower blocks that no one else will live in.

Faced with rising costs at the Olympic sites he has to find a way to reduce costs and stash away more cash for him and his cosy chums to live the high life. Boris is also planning ahead as he needs more volunteers, who speak Eastern European languages, for the Olympic Games in 2012.

"It would seem that we will all benefit, but especially me" he said, "After all there is no point flogging these people to an within an inch of their lives if I can't benefit from my philanthropy"

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