Written by Lady Godiva
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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Seven year old student expelled from Primary School

A seven-year old girl has been expelled from her primary school for her lewd behaviour. Miss X was caught in the girls' toilets on a number of occasions, looking under the doors into the occupied stalls.

Children in the toilet stalls were obviously greatly distraught and the first two times in happened, Miss X was sent to the headmaster's office and lectured to for hours.

The headmaster did not let her leave his room until he had reduced her to tears, hoping this would teach Miss X a lesson.

This tactic did not work and Miss X's lewd behaviour continued. It escalated yesterday when she took to standing on the toilet seats and peering over the 'dividers' causing the occupants great distress. They couldn't escape as they were usual caught in 'mid wee' or 'mid poop', adding to their distress.

The headmaster called in Miss X's parents, who couldn't see what all the fuss was about because they said they both did it when they were at school and her father even commented that he'd been arrested seven times that month for 'exposing' himself to teenagers in the High Street.

Miss X's mother was a regular 'streaker' at the local football matches, and was proud of her 'record'.

In total frustration at the attitudes of Miss X's parents, the headmaster expelled the girl from his school in order to avoid more phone calls and emails from angry parents whose daughters had been traumatized by Miss X's behaviour and were now going for counselling.

Miss X's parents were not at all concerned about the expulsion.

"We're used to it now," said her mother, "This is the seventh time she's been expelled. We'll just have to move, get her into a new school and see what happens. We don't see what the fuss is about."

When asked what they would do if no school would accept their daughter, Miss X's father said,

"No problemo. We'll 'ome school 'er right?"

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