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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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I hope Marmite have got a candidate here

After the number of times the Marmite advertisement has been shown a man has come forward saying he wants to vote Marmite.

Victor Meldrew who is totally pissed of with the lot of them said "We have had Blairites, and Brownites, and other Shites, all have made a complete mess of things so we need some Marmites. If they put up a candidate I will vote for them even although I hate the bloody stuff but they are without a doubt the only ones with any honesty as you either love them or hate them".

Well Marmite put up some candidates you might be surprised as more and more people are sick fed up of the three horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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