Written by SPECTRUM

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Topics: Death, Lawyers, insurance

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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I paid a life Insurance policy for 40 years and did not get any benefit when I died

Daytime television its a nightmare when it comes to the commercial break because your sure to see that ad with Michael Parkinson, or should that be Michael Parker Pen, because he offers you a free parker pen as you long as you give them money till the day you die.

We all know we are going to die so is it necessary to be reminded of it at every single commercial break, its nearly as annoying as these Claims advertisements if you have been injured.

The big lie is that you get 100% of the compensation if your claim is successful, its a lie. It can take many years for the claim to be processed and you get a compensation less commission deduction from the money grabbing lawyers, that can be anything up to 50% of the awarded amount.

Insurance Companies, and Lawyers are nothing but parasites try and avoid them if you possibly can.

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