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Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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A recent survey shows that only one in three people know when St Georges Day is. Maybe They should ask Cameron, Brown, & Clegg only one is bound to know. The survey also discovered that England is the least patriotic country in Europe which is a bit strange have you seen England fans at a World Cup match, its crazy.

One of the reasons for this claim of being the least patriotic people in Europe is to do with the political situation or to put it another way confused Nationality. English people have to keep constantly switching nationality from English, to British, just about every time they speak.

This is not being offensive it is merely stating the situation as it is, in football nationality English, Olympics nationality British, Rugby nationality English in five nations
competition, except when they play as the British Lions then the nationality is British.

Its all to do with confusing people and stopping England, being England, so people of England be patriotic about England and stop confusing it with Britain.

For the two out of three who don't know St Georges Day is this Friday 23rd April.

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