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Topics: Death, Smoking

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Chain Smoker Ashley Ash has been found dead in his small flat in Ashford in Kent, his body had lay undiscovered for months.

A forensic expert commented that Ashley, was a chain smoker and had smoked constantly for more than thirty years.

In the flat there were ash trays overflowing with ash in fact more ash than we have seen from the Volcanic Ash cloud, from Iceland.

His Sister Ashlyn, turned up after his death, and admitted that she had not seen her brother for years claiming he was an ass. She is also a chain smoker and smoked all the time she was at the flat as if there was not enough Ash there already.

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