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Monday, 19 April 2010

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Woolly, furry Piggies look like sheep but go OINK, OINK, Sheep-Shaggers beware!

Sheep-Shaggers, mainly from Leeds and Wales, boyo, are delighted at the news that a furry, woolly breed of pig has been discovered and about to be released across the Pennines and in the Welsh Valleys.

Leeds Sheep-Shaggers, desperate to escape their incestuous, Yorkshire enclaves can't wait to try out this new breed although it is often mistaken for a sheep, especially at night! So before SHAGGING commences the Sheep-Shaggers do the "Tail Test" an "Oink Oink" means piggies and the "Baah, Baahs" are the traditional sheep.

Welsh Sheep-Shaggers are also excited at the thought of having something else to shag because they're pretty fed up with "rear-end mutton"!

In fact they are now offering nocturnal "Wooly Furry Piggy-Shagging" excursions into the Welsh Valleys and have been inundated with Sheep-shaggers hoping to get stuck in to a fine piece of "pork" with their greasy "sausages"!

PS: Jaggedone is a vegetarian!

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