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Monday, 19 April 2010

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Chiles: on the move

Adrian Chiles, television presenter, beard grower and Christine Bleakley fancier has announced that he is quitting as West Bromwich Albion's number 1 fan. He has decided to move to their rivals Wolverhampton Wanderers. Chiles made his decision following a falling out with executives at West Brom. "Let's just say that the half-time pies were not to my liking anymore" said Chiles.

The move comes following a successful period for both club and presenter, with West Brom back in the Premiership and Chiles sitting next to Christine Bleakley regularly. However, Chiles has turned his back on West Brom, believing that Wolves can offer him a seat closer to the pitch, more meat in the pies and a regular column in the match day program.

"I could have stayed at West Brom watching the same old players. I decided enough was enough. Suddenly an offer from Wolves appeared just at the right time. I'm so excited to be going to Molyneaux. No, Christine isn't coming with me. She's staying in an executive box at Stamford Bridge."

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