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Friday, 17 December 2010

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The Sun newspaper has today printed an unreserved apology to Liverpool Football Club, relatives of the 96 victims of the Hillsborough tragedy, and all other decent honest people.

The front page consisted entirely of the headline "WE LIED! WE ARE SORRY!"

The whole edition of today's Sun has been devoted to righting the wrongs of its journalistic faux-pas. Such is the intensity of the apology there are no tits shown in the paper at all!

"Twenty one years ago our journalists lied through their teeth and we disgraced the memory of the 96 fans who tragically lost their lives on that dark day" stated the Sun's editor at that time Kelvin McKenzie. "It was the lowest of the low, pure fiction and it caused heartbreak and revulsion worldwide."

He continued "We should have verified the facts before we made sensationalist claims with no substance. I can never apologise enough. I feel thoroughly ashamed. I feel like scum!"

We should point out that all of the above is pure fiction as none of the evil, depraved, disgusting, pathetic filth mongers would have the decency to do the right thing.

They are lower than a snakes foreskin in a fucking rut!

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